book covers
entirely designed by me.
(none of these books exist in real life.)
Shaving With Dish Soap follows a 27-year-old with no desire for romance or even casual sex. For fans of My Year of Rest and Relaxation, comes a new novel about the exhaustion of searching for pleasure as a woman in today’s age.
(Inspired by a line from the TV show, The Middle, S9 E18)
(Inspired by a line from the TV show, The Middle, S9 E18)
Pretended is a coming-of-age novel about two twenty-somethings who’ve spent half their lives together and come to realize their relationship was entirely based on deceit over their most hidden secrets.
Romance, the music memoir.
Orange Milk follows a young man’s descent into absurdity as his 5 senses start to get convoluted. Breathing out of his tongue, drinking with his ears? What the f**k is happening?!
To Think Like an Ape is a self-help book for those looking to reconnect with their primal needs and desires through open-minded introspection.
Romance, the studio album by Fontaines D.C.
Romance (2026, left) is a music memoir based on Irish alt-rock band Fontaines D.C.’s fourth studio album of the same name, featuring a new introduction by Arctic Monkeys’ frontman, Alex Turner. The band members discuss composing the album and its significance, along with their impact on the contemporary post-punk music genre.
Book cover inspired by Romance by Fontaines D.C.’s 2024 album and cover.
Book cover inspired by Romance by Fontaines D.C.’s 2024 album and cover.